Sportsfans: A New Top-Draft Choice for Team Movalson (my sister and brother-in-law).
Brian and Katherine Movalson announce the signing of another top draft choice to a long-term deal.
STANFORD, CA – Today, October 24th, at 9:21AM, the Movalson team announced their newest acquisition, a 9lb, 5 ounce, 20.5 inch, SOPHOMORE, William Hobson Movalson. Head Coach Katherine Movalson is doing very well and is happy to have come to agreement with the latest. “We’re thrilled to add Will to our roster and he’s expected to fit in right away!” said mom at a Stanford press conference. No word on what position he’ll be asked to play, but Black Labrador Mackinaw is looking for a young arm to throw the frisbee. When asked about her newest teammate, big sister Meredith had this to say….”Baby!!!”
Proud dad and GM Brian is realizing that really he now plays the role of equipment manager and is currently working on an application for young Will for the University of Michigan entering class of 2025.
William Hobson Movalson will make his first start at his home in San Carlos, CA on Sunday.
October 28th, 2007 at 10:42 am
Having *just* finished reading a chapter in my Entrepreneur’s Guide to Business Law, I should add that The text of this fictional press released was written by my brother-in-law and used without his permission. Luckily, I happen to know that with the new “player” in the house, he’s too busy to worry about licensing issues.
October 28th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Go Willie!